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My name is Beth or Bethany. Your call. I was named after the song 'Beth' by kiss because my parents were awesome. I have been gracing the earth with my presence for 20 some odd years now. I am a Mama bear to two absolutely amazing baby boys. They are my best friends and the two loves of my life. I am very much a woman. Proud feminist. Feminist does not however mean anti-feminine. I love the stereotypical girl things. Pretty things, things that make me laugh, things that make me think, having red or sometimes pink hair, tattoos, piercings, Star Wars, Doctor Who, Gore/Horror, zombies, cryptids, monsters (especially frank <3) Mermaids, octopuses(octopi? octopussies?), sharks, basically anything to do with the sea...."I'm not a concept. Too many guys think I'm a concept or I complete them or I'm going to make them alive, but I'm just a fucked up girl who is looking for my own peace of mind. Don't assign me yours."

the-real-goddamazon:

phoenix-is-so-done:

guy:

who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

who the fuck chooses to be an actor in infomercials

White people being incompetent in infomercials is literally my favorite post on Tumblr.

bigblackfilmer:

yukikame:

hentaimonogatari:

jesuxxx:

pussy attack

death by pussy.

the most heavenly way to die

Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.

bigblackfilmer:

yukikame:

hentaimonogatari:

jesuxxx:

pussy attack

death by pussy.

the most heavenly way to die

Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

gingerten:

lokigotback:

imaginary-condition:

DO THE HARLEM SHAKE

LOKI

clINT

boara:

HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE